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A 60 year-old Virgin Burner's 12 Days on the Playa (2018)

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I first heard about Burning Man, in a 1996 issue of Wired Magazine. The sublime art installations, the ideals of "radical self-reliance" and "leave-no-trace", and that some of my closest friends eventually went and returned year after year kept stirring my imagination, and kept pulling me towards the Playa. But, I never could pull the trigger, and just go. Until this year. My ever patient wife Sara, and super-camper daughter Eleanore, even agreed to join me. My loving son Alex, who went last year, agreed to hold down the fort for us and take care of Gatsby. Did my homework, read the survival guide, and went down the Google rabbit-hole studying the types of structures best suited to survive the harsh conditions of the Black Rock Desert. Determined not to be a tourist or a " sparkle pony ", and ignoring the advice of my veteran friends, I rejected the RV rental, and went all-in on building a camp that would comfortably sustain us during the wee...

Get Well Soon

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I got very sick when I was 10 years old, and was out of school for 6 weeks. My 3rd grade teacher had the class write Get Well Soon letters to me. Dear Britt We have been doing pretty good in school. The weather is pretty good. Did you know how hot it was on Saturday? Today we are making folders in school. On Debbie’s birthday we spanked her. Then everybody started to laugh. Get well soon. -Michael Dear Britt, Today Debbie got a spanking because it was her birthday. She was the president and that’s why she got a spanking. Now Debbie is 10 years old and she is beginning to be an old lady. It is to bad that you’ve got a cold. You’ve missed to write a letter to one of the kids in room 2. I hope you get well soon. Love, Kelly Dear Britt, Debbie got a spanking from Miss Batog because it is her birthday today. Miss Batog has some Hobo Kelly glasses. Please get your hair cut I can’t stand it any longer. Open house is coming up soon. Get wel...